Category Archives: Top 5 Lists, Ratings, and Rankings

Back in the good old days, someone used to produce a book called The Big Book of Bad Poetry, which was a yearly anthology of the worst poetry published that year.  Now those folks get the joy of poorly-executed art.  … Continue reading →

Last week, I’m proud to report that I became the first person in human history to use the words “calm down, forlorn hand puppet Ebeneezer” on a blog post.  Only the best for the Apologetic Professor’s readership! I mean, you’re … Continue reading →

The Apologetic Professor is taking a 3-week summer break.  After some reflection, it turns out that I care more about spending time with my wife and family than I do about you.  Sorry. Now, now, that snide remark in your … Continue reading →

Some movies are a whole lot of fun, in spite of the fact that they do not particularly inspire me towards better behavior or a closer walk with God.  I think there is value in a good story, as a … Continue reading →

One thing is obvious if you try to watch a lot of Christian movies: Christians suck at making movies.  I mean, we really, really suck.  I don’t know why.  We’ve always been good at making music, and art, and science, … Continue reading →

I am unashamed to say that I think movies are a far better entertainment medium than books.  Movies are alive; books are stale.  You can eat with two hands while you watch a movie.  Ever try eating a bowl of … Continue reading →